This is a random jumble of my thoughts put to text..
You are crazy! It's most of what I have to say. I've hung out with a multitude of women in all my years and I've come to the conclusion you are all insane in almost every way. Now I will not say I don't like you because of it. Some of your crazy traits...
Sometimes when I go out to eat I spend a lot of time gazing at the walls looking at the paraphernalia. Many times over the years I find some amusing and often out of place items on their walls. Is it that the item doesn't fit the theme of the restaurant,...
In general, I'm quite satisfied with my spot in life. I have done many cool things (participated in NIRA racing circuits, beat the tail off some expensive cars with my little imports, drove and rode on 2 wheels and 4 wheels in excess of 160 miles per...
Have you ever been micromanaged? It is a major pain in the ass. I know a few friends that go through this day in and day out at their job. I guess as managers, some don't realize the downsides to doing what they do. I mean I understand wanting to put...
Many of times I have found a person out there who is just a total jerk or complete asshole and nowadays I love to eviscerate them in words. Let us start off with the bad part to me… this guy is a Texas Tech fan as I am and it makes me sad to have to mention...
I've worked with all types of people while waiting tables, providing tech support, and computer contracting. I've worked and met a whole slew of different people and I will say my pet peeve of people is what we call "Divas". The particular "trait" that...
************ Warning: This is could be thought of as being a racist posting... it isn't.. it's just an observation from working in the service industry on and off for 14 years and being a guest of that industry for even longer that that *****************...
Money sign tattoos on hands? Lipstick lips on your neck? Your face on your own arm? What is with these crazy tattoos? I'm all about tattoos that have meaning to you. I want a few myself... Some are from books I've read that have had an impact on me, some...
What?!? I do. Some might even say I'm cold hearted enough to do it too! I'm pretty proficient with many types of weaponry, so it should be a breeze. Only thing is that I don't know where to start really. I mean I could take little jobs knocking out little...
When you go out and setup a reservation you need to have some information established before you make the call. All needs to be double checked before you even reach the restaurant with your party. Lets run through a few steps and lists you should go by...
Now I know some of you people have seen or heard about the IRS changing some rules that may or may not effect you. I have asked around to many of you guys if you are getting rid of the option for auto-gratuity that has been proposed at mine and is fully...
Have you ever been around a group... a large group of women laughing? Now think about it... a large group with no men or if there are any those men are flambouyantly gay. The way these ladies will laugh astounds me. I have a lot of women friends and I...
I really do not pay attention to half the shit our government does. I believe they do a pretty good job most of the time but of course they could use vast improvement in many areas. I heard of the government shutting down but I dismissed it as people...
I've listened to people talk about stupid things before but this one is an old topic recently brought up in a conversation. Now the person who brought this up does not believe it but was talking about a television show so no disrespect your way bro! Texas...
Another article I wrote led me to this so I'm just going to have to do it. I'd like to educate some people on liquors and some of their backgrounds. The first I've chosen is Tequila... since I work around a ton of it I figured it is only right! We all...
Work safety is typically a subject that I've never had to put much thought into because computer and restaurant jobs aren't typically dangerous. Now of course the possibility of slipping and falling on your dumb ass because of constantly wet floors of...
This is a fun subject because I see it all too often in my daily life. From mothers or fathers who tend to treat one child better than the others, or bosses who are friendly with their subordinates and give them perks no one else gets. Love the latter,...
You've all seen it as you go out to eat in your favorite full service restaurant.. the prices of certain things will have risen since the last time you were in there. Sometimes it was just yesterday and the prices went up over night. It does happen with...
For whatever reason that people go to restaurants to celebrate personal and family events among a crowd of people that they do not know eludes me. To have people come celebrate your birthday, anniversary, baby shower, or engagement that do not know you...
2:13 PM CST - Late night last night. Just getting up... tired. What are we doing for the fourth of July?? Figured lets get some water and fire up the X-Box and relax because I have the day off for the first time in forever! 3:32 PM CST - My Aztec Warrior...
Waiting... had a pretty accurate piction of the business as it was back in the day. The servers had fun, they made money, screwed each other, had inappropriate remarks back in the kitchen of the guests, and they busted their ass to make the experience...
1. Wine Critics Don’t judge a book by its cover they always say. Back in 2001, 57 different wine critics sampled a few select wines. Amusingly the producer of one wine bottled their wine in two very different bottles. One bottle was cheap looking and...
I don't know if this is a common thing around the world but over the last few years I've seen a rise of people using sugar or sweeteners in everything. On a day to day basis working in restaurant, I see many people adding some sugar or substitute to water....
As a manager I know it is hard to staff a store that's busiest nights only require 12-14 servers so I can only imagine setting up one for 30 plus. It is a pain in the ass I'd guess but it is a feasible one. I'm just going to go with a setup of where a...
I found this printed up in a folder of mine.. I didn't write it but I think it deserves a spot here... Hello and welcome to your new job of menial labor! We are excited to see how you will do here at ________ and to be honest, we have already made bets...